Happy 50th Anniversary!
and how did you say your internet addiction started?
Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions.
“The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three lions guarded her for about half a day. They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest.”
Then, Stuart Williams (the local wildlife ‘expert’) suggests that perhaps the lions mistook the 12 year old girl’s cries for a lion cub. Which seems awfully silly, considering that lions are perfectly capable of telling apart the gazelles they eat from their own cubs, aren’t they?
if fuckin lions know that rape is bad then so should you
I WANT A TON OF SWEATERS AND A GRILLED CHEESE AND MAYBE A BOYFRIEND
This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better.
AU - When Arthur returns, Merlin decides to giddily document everything they do.
[leaves this here and backs away]
It all makes sense.
I love how long it took for us to finally get to the bottom of this
It’s back!!! :D
We keep holding on to this one until december and then you can’t escape it
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
i would cry
Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists
The most powerful thing anyone has ever said to me: “You deserve to take up space.”
SO MUCH THIS.
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”