I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious
IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING
This never fails at making me laugh so hard, I pee my pants.
I wish I could roll away like that.
Good lord, I’d have a ball.
You’d be a ball….
realizing im basically mr.crocker when someone mentions my fandom in public
‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’
1. No they don’t
2. Just the women?
WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.
I THINK MY ENTIRE LIFE JUST EXPLODED INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD.
My childhood. IT ALWAYS LED ME TO THE DOCTOR.
I looked this up a while ago. Apparently the writers were HUGE Doctor Who fans…
…AND THEY BASED TOMMY OFF OF THE DOCTOR.
Think about it…always getting up to strange wonderful adventures, a charismatic & whimsical leading character…
And what did Tommy always have with him?
HIS TRUSTY SCREWDRIVER.
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
W H A T
This will always be funny to me.
The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche
Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
never trust an atom
they make up everything
LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS
he doesn’t just want to get to the other side of the road
he wants to get to
the other side
the motherfucking chicken is suicidal
oh my fuck MY LIFE IS A LIE
Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”
Women are not baby making machines.
we were not created to make babies
we were created to live a happy life.
The ability to make a baby just happens to be something we can do.